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About Me Member Deviously Deviant jeffrosuperflyMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 10 Months
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Stealing from Mari

Mon Mar 30, 2009, 10:38 AM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Stephen Lynch
  • Reading: Deja Demon
  • Watching: Just Shoot Me
  • Playing: Resistence 2
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Coffee
HARD
1. Will you answer every question honestly? Why not?

2.Have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high? Possibly. Like, I went to bed by 9AM. Does that count as up all night?

3. Have you ever punched anyone in the face? Oh yeah.

4. Do you miss anything or anyone? Yes.

5. What makes you laugh no matter what? Rap Cat.

6. Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past five hours? Nope.

7. Who was the last person you talked to? My brother.

8. What do you dislike at the moment? President Godfather Obama forcing Rick Wagoner to step down.

9. Name one person on top friends who is the most like you? That would either be Mari or April (my female doppelganger).

HARDER
1. Do you get butterflies around the people you like? No. I'm very easy going.

2. Do you think it is bad to have sex at your age? No, I think it's bad not to.

3. Will you get married? Hopefully, though I have my doubts.

4. Will you be doing drugs in the near future? Nah. I'd like to smoke pot once more before I die, but I love my job right now lol

5. Do you lie about your age? No. Ask me again at 35.

VERY PERSONAL
1. If you were to have sex right now would you use a condom? I'm assuming so LOL I'd insist.

2. Are you happy with yourself? For the most part.

3. Would you change yourself for the person you love? If it was a bad habit, yes. If it was who I am, no.

4. What do you tell yourself when times get hard? At least I'm not Obama.

SECRETS
1. When did you last cry? My father's funeral.

2. Do you believe in religion? Hell no, I believe in God.

3. When was the last time you fell asleep with a person of the opposite sex? Last Wednesday. I mean, we weren't sleeping TOGETHER, but we fell asleep together.

4. What is currently on your mind? Finding another job to go with my part-timer.

5. Did you ever wish a close friend to death? No, of course not.

6. Has a guy ever seriously punched you more than once? Yes, but he regretted it after I punched him back more than once.

7. Have you ever made out until you ran out of breath? Yes, actually. I was young and inexperienced.

SHOCKING
1. Have you done bad things with your parents near by? Does having sex count as bad things?

2. Have you started a horrible rumor about somebody? Only my ex-fiance. Then I found out it was true.

3. Did you ever fail the school year? Nope.

4. Have you ever done hallucinogenic drugs? Yes, but not in the last 6 years.

5. Have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night? Never.

6. Do you think your future will be a good one? I'm counting on it.

THE DEEP STUFF
1. Do you think you were raised well? Yes.

2. Do you have a secret that you`ve never told ANYONE? Yes.

3. How do you handle stress? I lift weights.

4. How would you spend your last day alive? Surrounded by family and friends.

5. Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience? I hide things very well.

6. If there was true love on one side of the street and a million bucks on the other side. I'd take the money and use it to better myself so that I could find true love and raise a family.

7. If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with? Well, my father is dead, so this is kind of irrelevant.

8. If you had to choose between having one family member or 5 of your closest friends die who would you choose? I can't decide.

9. Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered a family member? Unlikely, but I suppose it would depend on the circumstances.

10. What is the worst thing you`ve ever done that your parents DON`T know about? Drugs.

THE LOVE STUFF
1. Do you think you know the meaning of love? Yes. It's just hard to make work.

2. Whats the most important part of a relationship in your opinion? Compromise.

3. If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them? No.

THE RANDOM STUFF
1. Do you spend time with the same people always or new people? Mostly the same.

2. Do you think best friends can be replaced? I think best friends can change, but never be replaced.

3. Name 5 + people * not family * that you can tell anything too. Chrissandra, Dana, Christin, Mari and USUALLY Mike.

4. Are you the type that would rather stay at other peoples houses or have them at yours? I don't like to drive much, so I'll say here.

5. When is the last time you were truly happy with your life? Beginning of 2005.

6. Where was your default facebook picture taken? I'd have to log into Facebook to find out, and I hate it.

7. Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it? I used to, but wised up.

8. What is your favorite color? Dark green.

9. What do you do when you have a bad day? Work out and have a few drinks (gotta work out first to combat the calories).

10. Do you believe ex`s can really be 'just friends'? I have two that are, but I can't imagine having any others.

11. Who text messaged you last? Christin.

12. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Quite some time ago.

13. If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you? Only if a better job were involved that would move me towards my life goals.

14. Do you fall for people easily? Depends on the person. I used to and kept getting burned.

15. Are you quick to start a fight? No, I hate fighting.

16. Do your parents really know YOU? For the most part, but I have my secretes.

17. Lyrics stuck in your head? "I've got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place."

18. Are you tire? Yes.

19. Any friends you`d like to tell how much you appreciate them? Every day.

20. One last time you walked farther than one block? A long time ago.

OFF THE WALL QUESTIONS
1. What curse word do you use the most? "Fucking idiot."

2. Do you own an ipod? Two.

3. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep? Every night.

4. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? Regular.

5. When was the last time you had coffee? Right now!

6. Do you think people talk behind your back? Probably. Now ask me if I care.

7. Is anyone in love with you? If they are they have a weird way of showing it!

Where is question 8? Too juicy?

9. Wanting a tattoo or piercing? No more for me, thanks.

10. Whats the weather like? Cool and wet.

11. Would you date anyone covered in tattoos? Depends on their personality.

12. Do you pay attention to the calories on the package/box? Not as often as I should, but yes.

13. Do you use sarcasm? Too often.

14. Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite? Opposite honestly DEFINITELY opposite.

15. How did you get one of your scars? Surgery.

16. Who was the last person to make you mad? Godfather Obama.

17. Do you like anybody? Sure, plenty of folks.

deviantID

I'm a 30-year old aspiring artist with a BA in creative writing and a Masters in Library Information Science.

I have Cerebral Palsy and use short-arm crutches to walk or a wheelchair for long distance so I DON'T enjoy long walks on the beach.

I've made a living as a musician in the past and can play 4 different interests.

I collect rare/vintage video games, systems and arcade board.

I'm very friendly, so feel free to message me. I love photo comments...they make me :)

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Grosse Pointe, MI.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Large.
  • Print preference: As long as my printer works, I'm happy.
  • Interests: Music, Movies, Photography, Creative Writing.
  • Favourite movie: Planet Terror, Braveheart, Gone With the Wind, Repo! The Genetic Opera.
  • Favourite band or musician: Guns N' Roses (Original Lineup).
  • Favourite genre of music: Funk / disco / rock.
  • Favourite artist: Vincent van Gogh.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Brian Keen (LOL).
  • Favourite photographer: My friend Shanise.
  • Favourite style of art: Phtography.
  • Operating System: Vista.
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Shell of choice: Huh?
  • Wallpaper of choice: Retro.
  • Skin of choice: I don't see color (Yes, I know what they mean--it's a joke!).
  • Favourite game: God of War I and II, Frogger.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation 3,
  • Favourite cartoon character: Stewie.
  • Personal Quote: Sometimes, when life gives you lemons, you just gotta say f**k that and bail.
  • Tools of the Trade: A CHEAP digital camera, my LG picture phone, my webcam and an American made, left-handed Fender.

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:iconaprilviolets:
*pokes you wif a stik*

(Yeah, that's pretty much what I've been up to... :P)

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:iconjeffrosuperfly:
A stick? Ouch! lol I'll have to stay in better touch if there's going to be stick poking lol

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I am Original Dysfunktional
:iconaprilviolets:
Well, you've heard of speaks softly and carries a big stick...

I'm more along the lines of speaks incoherently and carries a sharp stick. :P lol

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*~* April Violets *~*
:iconjeffrosuperfly:
Just don't draw blood!

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I am Original Dysfunktional
:iconaprilviolets:
D'aw, okay... *mumbles* You take the fun out of everything... *shuffles feet*

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